The whole bio is just a joke, i’m not actually like that. Thanks for the compliment though. (:
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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Anonymous asked: You're pretty cute... but you're conceited. Huge turn off. |
Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
I care
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks




